Friday's Feast #96

Appetizer
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest), how funny do you think you are?
A seven?

Soup
Name a local restaurant would you recommend to a visitor to your town or city.
Gratzi. The Chop House. The Gandy Dancer. Zingerman's Roadhouse. Real Seafood Company.
I can't help it - I have expensive tastes....

Salad
What's a lesson you were lucky enough to learn the easy way?
Life's too short to drink bad coffee.

Main Course
Where would you like to be 5 years from now?
Pretty much where I am right now - same job, same town, same husband, and still enjoying my growing boys. A little more in shape, a little less in debt, and a lot more things knitted.

Dessert
If you could see the front page of a newspaper from June 2, 2106, what would you imagine the headline might be?
U.S. Invades [insert country here]